Tag Archives: Plaxico

Bye Bye Burress

The Giants suspended Plaxico Burress, their self-inflicting gun toting defense spreading wide receiver, for the rest of the season.  Odds on a Broadway Bowl have drastically dropped.

What bothers me about this whole story is what is NOT being discussed: Who wears sweat pants to a NYC club? How many times have I been turned away from a place because my shoes looked too much like sneakers. And this dude gets to wear sweatpants into a club?

And of course they aren’t gonna hold his gun up- I guess his draw-string tying game is not on point.  Should have worn those cargo sweat pants.  This story would have been so much better if it slid down the back of his pants and shot him in the ass.

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Broadway Bowl Takes a Hit (to the leg)

The Jet’s will play again, but Plaxico may not.  Dom Hixon and Steve Smith are not #17, and they won’t be anytime soon.  It may not show up in the regular season, but Plaxico WAS the Giants in the playoffs last year. 11 catches in freezing Lambeau.  The fade in the Superbowl.  Plax got respect from opposing teams.  And who knows if Antonio Pierce gets any flack from this.  Roger Goodell rules with a heavy hand. How will this affect a Broadway Bowl? At the very least, it will make it that much more dramatic.