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Bye Bye Burress

The Giants suspended Plaxico Burress, their self-inflicting gun toting defense spreading wide receiver, for the rest of the season.  Odds on a Broadway Bowl have drastically dropped.

What bothers me about this whole story is what is NOT being discussed: Who wears sweat pants to a NYC club? How many times have I been turned away from a place because my shoes looked too much like sneakers. And this dude gets to wear sweatpants into a club?

And of course they aren’t gonna hold his gun up- I guess his draw-string tying game is not on point.  Should have worn those cargo sweat pants.  This story would have been so much better if it slid down the back of his pants and shot him in the ass.


Is there a Bowl You Want More Than a Broadway Bowl?

Lee  Jenkins seems to think that people want an All-Manning Bowl more than a Jets Giants Broadway Bowl.  False. Some reasons:

1. A Broadway Bowl, even if we are weeks away from the playoffs, will end up being much rarer.  Eli is young, and Peyton is a competitor EVERY year. Plus he’s already won one, so there’s nothing that Eli has that he doesn’t. Eli says he doesn’t even want them to play each other, probably because he would cry at the end.

2.The Jets on the other hand have a 56 year old Brett Farvre at QB.  He hasn’t even committed to playing next year, and I have no interest in seeing Kellen Clemens. This could be the Jets best shot in a while.

So while a Manning Bowl would break the record for most camera shots of huge chins, I think we can wait on it a bit. The Broadway Bowl 09 would be an amazing story in it’s own. I say, pray for The Broadway Bowl.

A Bit Early For a Team Comparison? Not For Some…

Today, Bob Glauber of Newsday, wrote an article comparing the key matchups.  read the Article here: www.Newsday.com.

QB: he gives the edge to Eli. HA!

RB: gives the edge to the Giants threesome. HA!

Receivers: Gives it to the Giants. HA Three times!!!!

O-line- Giants. Whatever.

D-line- yep, Giants. WHAT IS GOING ON?

Linebackers- Finally, goes to the Jets.

Secondary- Giants again. Whatever.

Special Teams- Tie. WHO TIES?
So if The Broadway Bowl was to happen,  he already has the Giants winning 34-21.  I OBVIOUSLY differ, but at least he didn’t use the term “SUBWAY SUPER BOWL”.